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Man Panties and the Biggest Little Dildo Factory
This is a show all about freaking Eve out. Firstly with the new Homme Mystere line of man panties, which are wrong on so many levels it’s hard to know where to start listing their wrongness. Then with the creepy author who advertised on Craigslist for a sex partner so he could make their affair into a novel. And finally with the US dildo factory, which you’d think she’d LOVE but no…just the opposite.
Poor Eve. At least there were a few better stories as well: like Z-list celebrity Farrah Abraham whose bid for sex tape fame went all wrong. There’s a definite fitness theme running through the show this time, as we discuss our own training strategies and wonder why Jan Moir thinks we can’t run and wear mascara. And once we’ve toned up, there’s a man who claims he can boost your boob size with hypnotherapy. We’re still talking to ours…
Music by Patrick Lee via Free Music Archive
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Now imagining Eve and Cath sunning themselves on some rocky Scottish cove, in all their hairy glory.
Rule 34 girls, rule 34.
Theme tune for this week’s episode:
The Crablouse by The Lords of Acid
I think you will approve.
Verse! You dog you…
Love that tune. I think we should adopt it as our permanent accompaniment 
ok God only knows how i found this site….damn boredom….damn internet….but what is this place and why is it called sluttylemon and why am i afraid to read those blogs and hear those podcasts???
Just imagine that a kind little fairy (like Tinkerbell but with cleavage) guided you here with a wave of her tiny wand. You are going to *love* it here
Awesome podcast, hugely entertaining, a welcome spot of sunshine.
Mary Beard for President: What a great hour’s entertainment. You hit the mark on everything. It’s hilarious to hear the two of you dissecting all the fuckwits and exposing the stupidity. Plus two years in the bathroom and minute-by-minute farting records, simply priceless.
Just found this website via searching for info on metatags and how to tart me own site up. See…even doing the chores can lead to something good. Wahey!