Man Panties and the Biggest Little Dildo Factory
This is a show all about freaking Eve out. Firstly with the new Homme Mystere line of man panties, which are wrong on so many levels it’s hard to know where to start listing their wrongness. Then with the creepy author who advertised on Craigslist for a sex partner so he could make their affair into a novel. And finally with the US dildo factory, which you’d think she’d LOVE but no…just the opposite.
Poor Eve. At least there were a few better stories as well: like Z-list celebrity Farrah Abraham whose bid for sex tape fame went all wrong. There’s a definite fitness theme running through the show this time, as we discuss our own training strategies and wonder why Jan Moir thinks we can’t run and wear mascara. And once we’ve toned up, there’s a man who claims he can boost your boob size with hypnotherapy. We’re still talking to ours…
Music by Patrick Lee via Free Music Archive
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